How to win as opposed to lose!

First, never let someone scream "Loser!!!" at your face while spitting without giving them a kick in the knee or a punch in the nose.

If you are a loser you will become bald.. It always happens and I don't know why?

Winners have very firm handshakes!

Losers will drool at times and it is just too cute!!!

Winners will collect the drool and sell it for a profit!!!

Winners run while looking sharp thanks to multiple devices strapped to legs and arms.

Winners read fat books with serious titles like "War and Peace."

Now go out and and be the winner you were born to be!!!