NO VAGINA,

But I do have an angina which is more painful than a female pleasure unit.

Yes I have the opposite pleasure unit,  

Which is usefull and some men hold them while walking.  I don't.  Sex is not a big deal to me.  Just don't electrocute on a sex toy gals!  Professor Pickles is there and the zombies may go for marriage  (likely still?)  Zombies are the best!