Common yet awful hipacritics

I am ambitious, not selfish

I am opinionated, not prejudiced

I am cautious, not controling

I am assertive, not possessed with VIOLENCE

I am worthy of love, I manipulate hearts

I am living a good life, I will step on anyone to have a good life

I am friendly, I can't afford to trust anyone

I am enlightened, I need to have others think I have integrity

I deserve a promotion, not I deserve to be better than others

I am fair in my excercize of power, not I want to be as powerful AS POSSIBLE

I am loving, not I am often hateful in thoughts and words

I want to be helpful, not I want to push people around