If there is wonder then I must switch to wonderbread.

If there is love then I need heart stickers

If there is hope a giant life jacket made by Jesus

If there is kindness an invasion of real life my little ponies.

If there is beauty an invasion of beauty queens might happen.

If there is a dream then technicolor would make a comeback.

If there is pleasure there are robotic hands and gormet chefs at your command.

If there is glory then you become Alexander the Great for at least a day.

If there is genius you can spit out paintings simply by spitting.

If there is complaining all that you don't like will melt from extreme heat.

If there are wishes then enchanted slaves will do your bidding.

If knowledge is needed it can be absorbed by tapping your head on a book three times.

For beauty Photoshop will now alter actual reality.

Even now the banks keep handing you money

But is this not reason to dance

To perform comedy

Really?